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get another quoteThe Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear
The Baron of the Bovey Basin, the King of Kingsteignton, the Knight of Newton Abbott: Manly Bear
In 2009 I began documenting the Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear and published a Bearism every day through the year.
He was positive we wouldn't get 365 quotes out of him. Some 400 gems of his Wit & Wisdom later - Manly Bear has once again been proven wrong.
The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear is no longer updated daily, but quotes from the back-catalogue are still freely available. And the choicest Bearisms will still be updated through 2010.
Recent Bearisms:
“ Apologies - I didn't forget you. Well, to be honest ... I did. ”
“ What's holding it up there? My hand's getting greasy. ”
“ Cream always rises to the top and you lot are curdling me ”
“ I'm trying to excel myself and you're clawing at my feet ”
“ Don't offer any internal hole dimensions. ”
“ Give me 2 minutes and I'll get it up ”
“ I prefer you soft and pliable ”
“ This 'aint the zoo lads, don't come here to view me ”
“ I'm up to my hairy testicles here. ”
“ I get abused in my own cubby hole ”