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The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear

The Baron of the Bovey Basin, the King of Kingsteignton, the Knight of Newton Abbott: Manly Bear

In 2009 I began documenting the Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear and published a Bearism every day through the year.

He was positive we wouldn't get 365 quotes out of him. Some 400 gems of his Wit & Wisdom later - Manly Bear has once again been proven wrong.

The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear is no longer updated daily, but quotes from the back-catalogue are still freely available. And the choicest Bearisms will still be updated through 2010.

Recent Bearisms:

Phil Collins: what a legend! 

I wouldn't kill them willy-nilly 

If someone broke into my house I wouldn't hesitate: Kill 'em! 

The only race I've got anything against is the egg & spoon 

No-one touches my love bug 

I'd go back a slimmer man. And with crabs 

I'm in the hub of todays metrosexual society 

I'm not homophobic - I'm just as straight as they come 

Are you a closet Bargeman? 

I'm a Tesco's boy through and through 

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