I go to bed now: back straight, mouth closed, head on the pillow
get another quoteThe Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear
The Baron of the Bovey Basin, the King of Kingsteignton, the Knight of Newton Abbott: Manly Bear
In 2009 I began documenting the Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear and published a Bearism every day through the year.
He was positive we wouldn't get 365 quotes out of him. Some 400 gems of his Wit & Wisdom later - Manly Bear has once again been proven wrong.
The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear is no longer updated daily, but quotes from the back-catalogue are still freely available. And the choicest Bearisms will still be updated through 2010.
Recent Bearisms:
“ Full frontal would need a double page spread ”
“ Sucked it so hard the roof of my mouth's bleeding ”
“ It's not about my lifestyle, it's about small sinuses ”
“ Are you measuring my width? ”
“ My body thermostat's set to Matt ”
“ I am clumsy, but, I am what I am ”
“ No-one calls me butter-fingers Beckenham ”
“ Where does your hair stop then? ”
“ I've got no arse - I've got no arse ”
“ I'm an intellectual - I watch Question Time ”