I'm trying to automate the system so I don't have to get out of bed
get another quoteThe Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear
The Baron of the Bovey Basin, the King of Kingsteignton, the Knight of Newton Abbott: Manly Bear
In 2009 I began documenting the Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear and published a Bearism every day through the year.
He was positive we wouldn't get 365 quotes out of him. Some 400 gems of his Wit & Wisdom later - Manly Bear has once again been proven wrong.
The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear is no longer updated daily, but quotes from the back-catalogue are still freely available. And the choicest Bearisms will still be updated through 2010.
Recent Bearisms:
“ I did what I could with a used snot rag and a couple of wet wipes ”
“ My car is smeared with butter - especially on the outside ”
“ Took me 12 hours to fly to the Maldives then I was sat tanning the guns with a coconut in my hand ”
“ I’m not multi-cultural, I’m pure Devon pudding me ”
“ I hate Cluedo - always too taxing for my brain. I was more of a Hungry Hippo man ”
“ At the end of the day, I'm only play-acting ”
“ I was an honourary Brownie once ”
“ I've given away too much of my jolliness ”
“ I know I do do it. Just flag it up. ”
“ It's the whole bouncy castle thing all over again ”