If anyone else were to buy 6 chickens you wouldn't bat an eyelid. It's only because it's me.
get another quoteThe Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear
The Baron of the Bovey Basin, the King of Kingsteignton, the Knight of Newton Abbott: Manly Bear
In 2009 I began documenting the Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear and published a Bearism every day through the year.
He was positive we wouldn't get 365 quotes out of him. Some 400 gems of his Wit & Wisdom later - Manly Bear has once again been proven wrong.
The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear is no longer updated daily, but quotes from the back-catalogue are still freely available. And the choicest Bearisms will still be updated through 2010.
Recent Bearisms:
“ I don't know if I'm hungry or horny ”
“ Can't beat a bit of beetroot ”
“ 86 days from now - I'll be a proper slim Jim ”
“ There's a lot of money to be made from food forecasting ”
“ You know, when you dunk a Hobnob in tea it tastes just like mackerel ”
“ They're quite sweet aren't they? After about 6 though, they're quite more-ish ”
“ I'm a little fruit bat at home ”
“ I looked for juice - couldn't find any ”
“ Never trust a hairy fruit ”
“ I've got a banana and a tin of prunes for my lunch ”