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get another quoteThe Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear
The Baron of the Bovey Basin, the King of Kingsteignton, the Knight of Newton Abbott: Manly Bear
In 2009 I began documenting the Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear and published a Bearism every day through the year.
He was positive we wouldn't get 365 quotes out of him. Some 400 gems of his Wit & Wisdom later - Manly Bear has once again been proven wrong.
The Wit & Wisdom of Manly Bear is no longer updated daily, but quotes from the back-catalogue are still freely available. And the choicest Bearisms will still be updated through 2010.
Recent Bearisms:
“ I did what I could with a used snot rag and a couple of wet wipes ”
“ My car is smeared with butter - especially on the outside ”
“ I'd mince it up if the money's right ”
“ Full frontal would need a double page spread ”
“ Phil Collins: what a legend! ”
“ I don't know if I'm hungry or horny ”
“ I'm a sucker for a bargain, even if I don't need it ”
“ Took me 12 hours to fly to the Maldives then I was sat tanning the guns with a coconut in my hand ”
“ I can't wait to see what her bed looks like ”
“ My wife looks at that ”