Employed as a hot-shot CRM coordinator, Matt Beckenham has elevated himself to an integral and essential part of the business. A further feather to his ample bow, Matt mastered HTML, and has since sent out literally hundreds of HTML emails, created ground breaking animated GIFs and, more recently, radically updated the company's online presence with an updated favicon.
This web page documents the Wit and Wisdom of Matt Beckenham.
I’m not multi-cultural, I’m pure Devon pudding me
There's a lot of money to be made from food forecasting
You know, when you dunk a Hobnob in tea it tastes just like mackerel
Cream always rises to the top and you lot are curdling me
I hate Cluedo - always too taxing for my brain. I was more of a Hungry Hippo man
A moment of shattered hope is better than a lifetime of regret
Stop quoting me!
Are you measuring my width?
The only race I've got anything against is the egg & spoon
They're quite sweet aren't they? After about 6 though, they're quite more-ish
No-one touches my love bug
You won't get 365 quotes out of me
My body thermostat's set to Matt
I'm a little fruit bat at home
The more you know, the higher you go
Get out of my face, lunchbox
Sit down, stackhouse
Basically, I've broken her. I'm leader of the pack again
At the end of the day, I'm only play-acting
As far as I'm concerned, the bedroom is for two things: nookie and napping